They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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