no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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