My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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