You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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