another moral hangover. fuck.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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