Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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