do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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