Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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