My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I see more hoeing in ur future
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