yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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