Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
