6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Randomize
