How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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