at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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