no, he came in my armpit
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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