Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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