I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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