I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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