Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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