I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wish you could order shots online.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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