YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She even gives head with a lisp.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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