Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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