so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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