whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
