When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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