i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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