My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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