It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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