What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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