So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I supernannyed him into submission
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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