im gay
i know
yea but for you.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Everclear isn't food dammit
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
