that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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