I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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