I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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