dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
