Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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