Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
Randomize
