You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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