Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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