So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
