She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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