and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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