it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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