i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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