The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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