Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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