Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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