why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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