I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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