the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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