i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
